午夜心碎小企鹅

This cat is cracking me up ​​​

Today's Penguin group chat evening report is here: "Goose" losses sparked meme play among group members, proposal for a lottery to distribute funds gains support US stock market frenzy and crypto market volatility, group members repeatedly jump between "picking up money" and "taking the fall" Group members actively discuss US stock investment channels and tax issues, Goose leader shares personal portfolio From KOL gossip to "driving" and eating melons, the group's atmosphere gradually deviates KOL "Dragon King" quitting the internet sparks heated discussion, group members recall the "ancient gods" of the crypto circle ​​​

I stared thoughtfully at the OPPO in my hand ​​​

Congratulations to Trump for hitting another daily limit up today ​​​

By the time you see Brother Sun's post, If you bought Micron immediately, you'd currently be up +341% If you bought Seagate immediately, you'd currently be up +339% If you bought Western Digital immediately, you'd currently be up +337% If you bought SanDisk immediately, you'd currently be up +782% But if you bought BitTorrent's BTT, you'd probably still be down -22%🤣 ​​​

Got a 5.5+ Codex vibe, a bot that reminds the assistant sister on WeChat to reply to messages if Weibo or Twitter DMs are slow. The problem now is that it seems unable to filter out these annoying messages, especially homophones and such 🤣, causing some keywords that make the assistant sister's pupils dilate to frequently appear in the group ​​​

Every time this bunch of jerks talks about cars, the group chat goes crazy As the old saying goes, when the market doesn't align, it's mostly because the group members lack virtue ​​​

At this point, I have no choice but to go to Xiaohongshu and get the girls to all get on board and store it. Brothers on the bus, don't blame me 🥹 In January, they got on board with gold and silver, I didn't believe it, almost lost it all 😭 ​​​

Blockchain has changed the world.

When I was young, I thought that people who smoked, drank, permed their hair, and gambled were all bad people. Now I realize they are all my friends in the group.