The most important week in crypto ended on a holiday. Let me break it down for you. BTC is holding steady at $77,270 through the Memorial Day weekend. Markets closed. Crypto never stops. The biggest macro event of the year just became real. Trump signaled a US-Iran deal is close. Brent crude dropped nearly 5% in weekend trading to $98.87. WTI at $97. If the Strait of Hormuz officially reopens, oil could fall to $60-70, Core PCE drops, and Warsh finally gets room to cut. This single event is the most direct path for BTC to break above $82,228. HYPE hit a new ATH today at $63.40. a16z keeps stacking. Weekly fee revenue now surpasses every L1 and L2 on the planet, including Solana. The Bank of England announced 24/7 tokenized settlement this week. This rally isn't just ETF momentum — it's protocol fundamentals catching up to the narrative. Saylor blinked. Strategy signaled it may sell some Bitcoin in 2026 to manage obligations. First time in history. Mark Cuban sold his entire BTC position this week. Adam Back publicly rebutted his reasoning. Two of the loudest Bitcoin voices leaning toward exits in the same week explains a lot about why $77K is the ceiling. The CLARITY Act is heading to the Senate floor. Polymarket gives it a 67% chance of passing by 2026. FM Intelligence's post-passage price targets: base case $95K-$130K, bull case $200K. Banking and Agriculture committee versions are being merged. Floor vote timing will be confirmed when Congress returns from recess today. Bitcoin Pizza Day 2026. Those 10,000 BTC are now worth $777.87M. That's down $328M from Pizza Day 2025. The steepest year-over-year decline in Pizza Day history at 29.7%. Every Pizza Day arrives with bad prices. Every single time. The year after always tells a different story. Fear & Greed at 28. Exchange reserves dropping for 12 straight weeks. The Hormuz deal is on the table. Saylor selling is the headline. Whales accumulating is the data. Know which signal you're trading.